Thursday, November 03, 2005
How Parenthood has changed our Life:
- We now speak in third person around Gracie. We refer to ourselves as Mommy and Daddy
- We are no longer capable of keeping the inside of our cars clean. Inside our car you will find a variety of baby clothes, toys, books, crumbs, crackers, snacks and undated French Fries.
- Spontaneous sex no long exists.
- We have learned all of the names of cartoons and the characters that are on TV.
- We, mainly Audrey, has mastered the skill of removing stains from clothes.
- We have lost the ability of arriving anywhere on time.
- Our weekend schedule revolves around Gracie’s naps.
- Eating in public restaurants has become less frequent, since it is more work than it is worth.
- Throw-up, booggers and poop aren’t as gross if it comes from your own child.
- We have gained a new understanding of unconditional love
- We are learning to becoming less and less selfish
- We now speak in third person around Gracie. We refer to ourselves as Mommy and Daddy
- We are no longer capable of keeping the inside of our cars clean. Inside our car you will find a variety of baby clothes, toys, books, crumbs, crackers, snacks and undated French Fries.
- Spontaneous sex no long exists.
- We have learned all of the names of cartoons and the characters that are on TV.
- We, mainly Audrey, has mastered the skill of removing stains from clothes.
- We have lost the ability of arriving anywhere on time.
- Our weekend schedule revolves around Gracie’s naps.
- Eating in public restaurants has become less frequent, since it is more work than it is worth.
- Throw-up, booggers and poop aren’t as gross if it comes from your own child.
- We have gained a new understanding of unconditional love
- We are learning to becoming less and less selfish
